Friday, May 9, 2008

Before, After, Bicycles and Blossoms


My uncle Bobby took this pic last summer when he came to visit. I had just purchased the place and this is what it looked like before I had time and energy to do anything except take down the Groovin Beans sign and hang my own coffee flag.



This is what it looks like as of yesterday, after new posts were put in, garden beds cut and mulched and the beautiful azaleas that Kalinas gave me for my birthday (that he planted, too!) AND
the sign was hung!!!


SO................here's the post I wrote last night..........

I now have Thursdays off. The real McCoy has taken over my closing shift and I decided before she even took it over that I’d spend the first month or two coming in anyway and just get stuff done around the place that I never can get to doing when I’m behind the counter drawing shots, etc.

I went in this morning bright and early because my sign friends who have been diligently creating this freaking masterpiece for months promised and swore that Thursday, yes we promise Thursday, they would be bringing the sign to hang.

I woke up like a kid on Christmas. Well, actually, that’s a lie. I actually took Ella to school twenty minutes late because neither of us could get out of bed this morning. We went in to Burlington last night, the two of us and did a weeeee bit of shopping and sushi eating and had a later night than usual. So yeah, twenty minutes late to school but then I was there, by 8:30, yerba mate in hand and waiting anxiously for the call to tell me when I could expect them.

I cracked open the laptop while I waited, entered and paid some bills, replied to some emails and helped Holly when the line got long at the counter.

They called at 9:30 to tell me they’d be there within the hour so I rode my bike down the street to give fair warning to Bill and his boys, whose muscles we’d need for the monstrosity beauty of a sign that was on it’s way.

Matt showed up with the sign in his truck, I texted the boys and they arrived in the pickup with a couple of ladders .

After the thing was lifted and secured I realized that thirteen people had already congregated in front of the shop….. It was like a ground breaking ceremony. The traffic through town was periodically backed up due to the construction on the bridge at the end of town so all the cars were getting ample exposure to this new sign. Perfecto.

It was interesting to see who came in and gushed over the sign and who came in without having noticed it all.

After an hour or two of just walking back and forth from the bar, drinking too much iced coffee and then returning to the front porch so that I could just stare at it some more…. Oh, and getting my insurance agent down to the place to take pics of it so that I could put it IMMEDIATELY on the policy……I finally decided that I was being really idle, which is really so foreign these days, and so I put on my new, funny looking padded spandex pants underneath the cargo shorts, donned the new helmet and Camelback and set out for a bike. I had an hour and a half to ride and had no idea where I was headed, other than west on Route 15. Two minutes into the ride, I remembered Kalinas complaining of the serious headwinds the other day… realized that I was bike riding through a funnel……….and after three or four miles turned off Route 15 onto the Long Trail. I knew that this little extension of the trail led to the new suspension bridge that was recently built over the northern branch of the Lamoille River off of Hogback Road and that it could loop me right back toward Johnson………..with the wind at my back.

It’s been years since I actually mountain biked on a mountain and I spent the whole time teetering between dreamily noticing the plant life and wondering how the hell people really enjoy this stuff. I saw my first bluets and violets. My first trout lilies and trillium. I saw fiddle heads and fiddle heads halfway through their unfolding… that sweet embryonic beginning of a fern.

My thighs ached riding uphill and I remembered that my tires had recently been changed over to cater more to road biking. I had to walk up the serious hills for lack of any real traction. I rode downhill, aiming that front tire like a samurai in between rocks and over small fallen saplings. I kept my fingers around the brakes.

I went up a small mountain and came back down. Calling it a mountain is even a bit of an overstatement. Had I been walking or driving, I might not have even noticed the lips and hips of the landscape. But I came to a cliff and looked around, wondering what the hell had happened and where the suspension bridge might be. I saw it over yonder and realized that at my feet was an extension ladder supported by a serious metal cord tied around the base of a tree. I guess the creators and maintainers of the Long Trail expected hikers to slip the ladder over the edge of the cliff and crawl down, cross the stream and hike up to the bridge for crossing…and had I been on foot that’d be fine but I didn’t trust myself to crawl down that ladder with a bike slung over my shoulder so I wandered around the cliff till I found a semi safe place to crawl down.

Every spring I try to beat my record for the first swim of the season. The last date I could remember is June first and I haven’t been able to beat it the past few years because we’ve consistently been away on vacation that week preceeding. When I finally crossed that stream today, I ended up with both sneakers submerged in the water and thought, hhhhmmmm, that’s quite pleasant, especially considering all the scratches and bangs my shins had earned on the trail. It felt so good, in fact, that I decided to one up my record and do the first swim on this eighth day of May. It was a quick naked plunge and I thought my lungs might collapse and now I have no freaking idea how I could possibly beat this new record…..but it’s done and the ride with the wind at my back was all the more pleasant for it. And I now do know why people enjoy this stuff. I can see how it gets addictive.

I got back to the shop, drove to pick up Bean and while she enhanced her math skills with her tutor, I hogged out the last knarly spot of the shop to prep it for painting and then organized some old forgotten corners.

And I stopped occasionally to look at my new sign.
Purdy, aint it?

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Camelback meets Hogback

I got one of those groovy Camelback hydration packs for my birthday. It came on the heels of getting a tune up and new tires put on my bike for road riding. I traded two pounds of coffee with my shop neighbor for the work.

I've been keeping the bike in the kitchen of the shop and taking it to the bank, grocery store and post office when need be. The goal has been to take it out for longer jaunts in the morning before I go behind the counter for the day. I haven't had time for that yet, but.....

Last night I filled up the water bag in the pack and put ID in the front pocket (because I promised my mom I would) and I rode the bike home.

I never noticed:

  • The little groundhog burrow by the marsh just outside of Johnson. It's occupant was awfully cute.
  • All the garbage off the banks by the river.
  • That Hogback Road looks so beautiful when the sun is on the horizon. Well, maybe I have noticed that before but.....
  • How badly one's bottom aches from distance riding.
  • That the run down slum looking apartment building just after the village of Waterville has the most spectacular, green backyard... all lined with stonework and an incredible, well laid out horseshoe set up.... where an old man resident was diligently at work mastering the sport.
  • How many pick up trucks honk and whistle at bike riders.... girl bike riders, I guess.
  • How much the wind makes my ears ache when riding downhill.
  • How incredibly steep that last stretch is on Lapland Road. Like, shoot me now steep.
So, we woke up this morning and I geared back up, got Ella on the schoolbus at the end of the driveway and followed it down the hill on my bike for the trek back down Hogback to Route 15 and into Johnson. Yay me.

Notes from the morning ride:

  • Wear gloves for morning riding. My hands ached for an hour following the journey.... no matter how hot the mug of tea I was holding. I didn't realize this until I got the bottom of Lapland Road and there was no way I was going back up it to find my gloves.
  • Wear fleece when it's chilly out. A velour hoodie doesn't cut it.
  • Wearing a hat helps my ears to not hurt in the wind.
  • Don't let the pack sit overnight precariously else the water drips out slowly, leaves the pack wet and your back is freezing in the morning wind. No fun.
  • There's way more wildlife in the morning. Turkeys, ducks, geese....
  • There are more friends that pass and honk in the morning than there are pick up truck drivers.
  • Like most things, the ride is always quicker and smoother the very first time it's done.

Edit

86 the whole chairs-being-stolen-thing.
They were borrowed for a backyard birthday bbq.
Faith has been restored.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

New Ink

Years of waitressing has provided me with the habit of sticking pens in my hair. I usually wear two little pigtail buns on each side of my head. Sometimes I find two or three on each side when the day is done. Sometimes I'll take out a single bun at the end of the night and five pens will fall to the floor.

Last night, before closing, I reached up to scratch an itch at the nape of my neck and felt a thick stickiness. Am I bleeding? It ran down my neck and into my hair. I pulled my hand down and my fingers were that unmistakable indigo blue of the ball point pen. I reached up and drew out the busted pen from behind my barrette.

The entire back of my neck and left side of my head were matted with ink.
I was able to use a rag and clean off my neck but it explained why some customers had been eying me strangely that afternoon. Last night I took a shower before sleep and watched the water run blue down the drain. My fingers are still stained and I woke with my shoulders stained blue, too.

Maybe it's a new look?

Five Down

I think I mentioned last week that I drove into Williston and purchased all new deck furniture for the front porch. Five big tables. Thirteen chairs. I've been diligently wiping them down through the day and stacking the chairs and bringing them inside at night. Last night, I sat in the living room with my folks for a half hour or so before I left for the night.... a luxury I haven't taken since I repainted it. Being distracted from the normal routine, I left here having spaced bringing in the deck chairs.... and pulled in this morning to find five of them gone. Sitting in the parking space directly in front of the shop was, maybe as a twisted kind of replacement, one decrepit bar stool, the top half of a really old kitchen chair and an empty twelve pack box of Long Trail Ale.
Fuckers.